I was woken up at 2AM last night by several men and women in dark suits, smoking cigarettes and definitely not smiling. Half asleep, I was dragged out of my sheets and into the bathroom, where my head was dunked into ice cold water for thirty seconds. Then I was left to flop on the slimy tile floor for a few moments while one of them sat on the toilet and smoked.
I choked up water and demanded to know what that was for.
“Training,” he said. “Yer goin’ to be up late.”
Believe it or not, I will be on a national radio program, trying to convince people across the country that my book is worth their pesos. I’ll be on The Joey Reynolds Show Wednesday night/Thursday morning:
WHERE: WOR 710 AM
WHEN: 2AM, Thursday 10/11 (or you could think of it as Wednesday 10/10 evening if you like)
WHY: Jeff needs liquor monies, and this will be a good way to announce my new cult I want everyone to join, wherein you give me all your monies.
Please tune in, or at least get the podcast next day, and tell me how incoherent I am. I’ve never been on radio before. I imagine I will have a Brady-esque freezeup moment the second the LIVE light goes on.
I promise to set my alarm!
G’ luck. Just remember, whatever happens, the sun’ll still rise the next day. Plus, I’m sure no one’ll be listening anyway. 😉
-Frank
Frank,
Truer words were never spoken. Here’s to the obscurity of 2AM time slots!
L
J