Win a PRINT Copy of “The Walled City”

Walled_coverIf you’re a fan of Avery Cates, you already know, most likely, that The Walled City, a short story that picks up where the previous story, The Shattered Gears, left off came out last week on Amazon, Nook, Google Play, and Kobo–in short, as a digital-only story.

Well, if you’d like to actually have a print copy of this story, I’m giving away two. Just two–signed any way you’d like, and mailed directly to your door.

How do you get you mitts on one? Just comment here, and I’ll pick two random comments. I’ll announce the winners on Friday, June 26th.

Get commentin’!

OR, buy a digital copy for yourself:

KINDLE

NOOK

KOBO

GOOGLE PLAY

35 Comments

  1. Jason

    Comment…. Comment HERE.
    I am Commenting!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yo.. check out my Comment.
    This is one cool Comment!!!!
    🙂

  2. Jonas

    Canny Orel once taught me how to change a tire.

  3. Chris Chapman

    Jeff is the bestest and most talented writer in the history of pantsless, often intoxicated authors. I know because he gave me a super rare awesome Print copy of “The Walled City.” True story.

  4. Ami morrison

    I have made the comment! If I add a cookie made of love and alcohol, do I win? :O

  5. Matt McRoberts

    It would go well with my old print copy of Lifers

  6. Erik

    I trade you a bottle of whiskey and a bag of kitty litter.

  7. casey avellino

    I was one of the six people who entered your very first contest. I also tracked down one (of only several hundred ,if im remembering what you told me correctly )of the trade copys of The Electric Church. Im a bit of a collector at this point. Lets keep the streek alive Jeff!

  8. Anthony Rea

    I didn’t want to kill her; she was just doing her job. But she was standing between me and the rest of my miserable life, so she was going to have to take a bullet.

  9. CJ

    Dude,
    Jeff, man.
    Archangel! Archangel!
    Avery will never die! Or if he does another Avery will pop up.
    CJ

  10. Tyrel Devlin

    I’ve never wanted anything quite like this before. I’m not saying I want it the most, but I am saying I want it in… ways. Ways never seen before. Oh gods…

  11. Andy H

    I would love to win this prize, as my brother won a previous contest and I NEED TO BEAT HIM!

    *ahem*

  12. Matt Buell

    I’ll send ya moonshine……

  13. Bob

    So long and thanks for all the shitty post unification cigarettes!

  14. Gregory Tobias

    “This is your discretion, Somers, don’t make me fucking dig you up later to reprimand you.”
    Gimme gimme gimme.

  15. Rick

    i would love a print copy!

  16. Sean P.K

    Commenting.

    I remember when I first read anything Avery Cates, I was stationed in Korea, and I grabbed a copy of The Digital Plague from the PX… and was immediately hooked!

  17. Jeff Matherly

    Read the Avery Cates book 5+ times each. Best of all time. I deserve this.

  18. Brandon.warner

    I must have them all. It’s like collecting pokemon at this point.

  19. Jack of Tears

    You know how I told you there was an open place at my gaming table any time you felt like dropping by, well the same goes for my liquor cabinet man – not only am I not above bribing with alcohol; I fairly well insist upon it.

  20. Jason

    I would love a print copy!

  21. Alex Boothe

    I would have commented sooner but I was hunting down the guy who stole my Roon. Turned out is was my brother. He’ll be sorely missed by all.

  22. jon gawne

    What? books? printed on actual paper? who’d a thought of such a thing!

  23. Chris

    Already purchased on Amazon, but a signed copy would go well with my signed first editions of Electric Church and Digital Plague.

  24. Blueman

    We’d lost so much so fast, but the good news was, we had plenty of assholes, nature’s endless resource.

    Classic!

  25. Walton

    So awesome

  26. JM

    Quackstaplets and gunkmires are often maldirected. Threshold, Rooby and Dagamond.

  27. Caroline

    Commenting! Avery is one of my biggest fictional crushes ????

  28. Paula

    If you don’t pick me, I will have to listen to my husband cry, rocking back and forth in fetal position in the shower for days over not getting a copy. Please don’t make me suffer this,it is very annoying. Thanks!

    p.s. also, love your work!

  29. Zach Lubbers

    Oh avewy cates, te gweat and tewwible. Brought me many hours of entertainment. Plus Jeff Somers is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever talked to.

  30. Andrew Bellware

    I made a movie once and I named a character after Jeff Somers.
    I can’t say that she lived to the end of the movie.

  31. Paul

    Living in Ireland it’s not actually possible to get print copies of your book* so it’s only fair that, if this is the only way to get it, I should get it this way. Also, my dog is very sick and reading The Walled City aloud from a print copy of the book is the only known cure**.

    *true story, I tried to buy Chum from an American website but it got lost in the post. After 8 weeks I was refunded, but, alas, still didn’t have the book.

    **this bit may not be true

  32. Matt

    Given that you’re only picking random comments, I won’t beg or reason. I’ll merely point out that Colby Jack is superior to Provolone.

  33. Daniel Levi

    Must.. Get.. Second… Signed… Book.. Please.. Send… don’t have kindle! *dribble*

  34. gary

    shoulda coulda woulda

  35. Kevin Kelsey

    Hoping it’s my dirty mitts that get a hold of one of these!

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