Well, new best friend Ja’Michael Bush attempted to create a Wikipedia page for Your Humble Author here, which lasted about three seconds before the Powers That Be Wikipedia took it down. I never even got to see the actual page. <sniffles, looks away manfully as he masters his emotions> This is getting embarrassing, really. I’ve got what, the 356th best-selling science-fiction noir paperback books in the English-speaking world, and I don’t rank a Wiki? Jeff is the sad clown today.
We might have to splinter off and start Somerspedia. Who’s with me? Hello?
Say it ain’t so, man! Say it ain’t so!
Sadly, Frank. . .I am the sad clown.
I tried making a Jeff Somers page a few months ago. I was putting in information and hit the update button or whatever it’s called.
But I didn’t, because they deleted the page before I could add anything.
So my question is: how does anyone get a Wikipedia page if they take them down within two minutes?
Word. I think someone at Wikipedia hates me. When I rule the world, I will crush them!
“Who’s with me? Hello?”
HELLO
Hello
hello
ello
o
I AM…
With…
uh… where is everyone?
This is bigger than Wiki;
Follow the white rabbit Jeff: ‘scenario 12-D’
No name: I would love to be embroiled in a worldwide conspiracy. I keep trying to go through the looking glass, but I keep bumping my head.
What gets me is that you can’t get a Wikipedia page, but I see some incredible nontalents who get full listings, and it’s impossible to edit them further. I mean, what good is a Wikipedia page on Robert Wilonsky of the Dallas Observer if you can’t note that he’s referred to as “The James Lipton of fandom” in his home town?
Paul,
I am starting to wonder if someone at WP just silently hates me. Oh well; if I *did* have a WP page I’d just encourage folks to vandalize it, giving out prizes for the most creative falsehood and for the longest-lasting subtlety. I can’t wait!
J