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Essays @ The No Pants Cocktail Hour

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NEW YEAR, same old podcast … with a slight twist. THE NO PANTS COCKTAIL HOUR has been going strong since 2018, through 65 episodes of me talking about … well, me. And my writing! I am still inordinately proud of this trailer I created for it long ago:

The No Pants Cocktail Hour

The No Pants Cocktail Hour is Jeff Somers’ podcast where he talks about … well, himself, mostly, and a short story he’s written. He discusses the story, has a cocktail, then reads the story with some music and sound effects. Grab a drink and join him! https://nopantscocktailhour.libsyn.com/

For 65 episodes the podcast has been focused on fiction (and alcohol), but this year I thought I’d mix it up a bit and spend 12 episodes talking about and reading nonfiction essays I’ve published over the years. To start with, I chose “You’re Eating Yourself, You Don’t Believe It,” an essay I published in Angry Thoreauan back in 2000.

It’s just me riffing on an incident from my college days, living in a windowless, subterranean, and possibly illegal apartment with my friends Ken and Jeof. Slowly going insane, one night we decided to make a horror film using a random VHS camera that had come into our possession. As with most of our projects at the time, what began with lofty ambition soon soured in Apocalypse Now-esque insanity and failure.

Now, if that isn’t a compelling hook for a podcast, I don’t know what is. Check it out! And remember: Whatever else might be true, I am very likely delicious.

Never Stop Never Stopping (Experimenting)

I just posted the newest episode of my wee little podcast, The No Pants Cocktail Hour. This one focuses on a story I published a few years ago called “Supply and Demand,” which appeared in the anthology No Bars and a Dead Battery, which collected the winning entries to the Owl Canyon Press Hackathon. As I explain in the podcast, part of what attracted me to that contest was the constraint of the rules: They gave you the first and last paragraphs and you had to fill in the middle following specific guidelines.

As I blathered on about this story for the podcast, I was reminded about the importance of experimentation. My own work is not very experimental; aside from a feint here and there, my work is pretty straightforward. But that’s my published work. In my private noodling I think it’s important to experiment a lot, even if you know most of that work will never see the light of day.

That’s one reason why I think writing just for yourself is important. You need a place where you can get weird and try shit. A place, most importantly, where you can fail. That’s why I write a short story every month in a notebook, by hand: Most of those stories never get out of that book, which means y’all will never know about that time I tried to write an entire story in haiku1.

Now, if the haiku story had been successful, you can be damn sure you’d know about it. But it’s safely hidden away, which allows me to keep experimenting and failing in ridiculous ways, which in turn hes me refine what my style actually is, because I know from failed experiments what it’s not.

A willingness to experiment is crucial to keep stretching your own boundaries. I don’t write in the same way I did 10 years ago — I’ve learned a few tricks, largely from experiments that went horribly wrong. Besides, if you can’t take chances in your private writing that no one will see unless you show them, when can you take chances?

It’s In the Way That You Use It

It’s important to note that not all experiments are going to be flashy. It’s not always ‘let’s see if I can write a murder mystery from the point of view of a pet parrot in a cage’ or ‘let’s see what happens if I tell the story from five distinct viewpoints but obscure that from the reader.’ What is or isn’t experimental is a very personal matter for a writer.

For example, if you spent your wild youth fearlessly playing with POV and timelines, crafting complex narratives that required several readings just to comprehend, maybe writing a straightforward story with no narrative tricks is your experiment. Or if you’ve always written science fiction, maybe just writing a non-speculative story is your experiment. When I was a teenager, I wrote almost exclusively sci-fi and fantasy, so when I sat down at the age of ~20 to write a story that had zero speculative elements, it was experimental writing for me — although you’d never know it from the result2.

Bottom line: Don’t be afraid to experiment. In fact, don’t just not be afraid — push yourself to experiment. For example, right now I’m going to go try some whiskey I’ve never had before. I’m the hero here, is what I’m saying.

New Podcast Episode

I done did it again: A new episode of The No Pants Cocktail Hour is up for your listening enjoyment.

This time around I discuss my short story No Great Trick, which was written when I was still commuting into New York City every day for my job, skulking in an office full of cubes and exhausting personal drama.

The story was published in 2003 at the defunct Drexel Online Journal, but I pubbed it here on this blog a few years ago, so you can read along with me if that’s your thing!

Aces.

The No Pants Cocktail Hour Podcast

Like drugs in my childhood, everyone’s doing podcasts. I am generally speaking the last person to get on any sort of bandwagon; not because I am cool and aloof, but because I am slow and lazy. Also, I have to figure out a way to make everything all about me and not have to collaborate with anyone, which makes projects hard to start sometimes.

But, I finally had an idea for a podcast that fits all my self-absorbed requirements: I’ll talk about myself! Or, more accurately, my fiction.

The No Pants Cocktail Hour

So here’s the idea: Each episode I’ll pick a short story of mine that’s been published. I’ll discuss the story, its inspiration, process, and anything else I think might be interesting, and then I’ll read the story. Complete with some sound effects and other fun touches. Well, fun for me. For you? Your mileage may vary, but that’s pretty much the Somers House Words at this point.

I even made a twitter account for it, so you know I’m 100% serious. Odds that account has exactly 1 tweet 5 years from now are pretty good, but I mean well.

The first episode is a bit of a cheat; I already had a recording me reading my story Ringing the Changes, so I added commentary and voila! a podcast. You can find the podcast in various places, including right here:

No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 1: Ringing the Changes

Author Jeff Somers discusses and reads his short story “Ringing the Changes,” which was selected for Best American Mystery Stories 2006. www.jeffreysomers.com  

I’ll aim for a new episode every month in 2019 until someone shows up to ask me to stop in person.