BAM!

Lost Weekend

I don’t know what I did this weekend. Last thing I remember is pouring a glass of whiskey on Friday around 6PM, and then I woke up today. Luckily there’s some found video to help me out:

AND

Sweet lord. I need help.

Interview with Lil’ Ole’ Me

Huzzah! Old pal Josh Medsker of Twenty Four Hours fame interviewed me recently, and when I sobered up I forgot to issue an injunction to stop it from being printed:

http://www.twentyfourhoursonline.com/2012/05/jefffuturejeff-24-questions-for-jeff.html

“[FUTUREJEFF appears in a flash of purple light]
FUTUREJEFF: Dude, still with the not shaving? That beard is never going to come into its own. I’m from 42 years in the future. I speak from bitter experience.”

Huzzah?