RENOVATION FAILURE
(A Play in One Act)
<JEFF is at Home Depot, mystified>
JEFF: Excuse me, where are the door saddles? For an interior door?
CLUELESS HD EMPLOYEE: We only have these two kinds.
<JEFF buys one>
<JEFF is at home>
JEFF: Hey guys, I bought this saddle. They said it was one of two they had.
<CONTRACTOR1 gives JEFF his sad face>
CONTRACTOR2: Uh … we’ll just pick one up for you tomorrow.
JEFF: <slumping in defeat> Dang.
AND: Scene.