No, seriously–Rescued by Nerds has interviewed me and posted the resulting brilliance for all to see here. A sampling:
 “What happened, of course, was that after five wonderful years lazing around college as an English Major, the idea of actually working for a living horrified me, so I took the lowest-paying job that utilized and required only my word skills, which meant I could do the job half asleep.”
Huzzah! Check it out.