Ramblings of Jeff Somers, author
Hear ye, hear ye – a new Ask Jeff Anything for your watching pleasure. Or to burn 2 minutes of your day away, to never be found again. Today’s topic courtesy of Patty Blount and regarding book trailers and how they is made:
HUZZAH. I am an genius.
After a few months where no one evinced any curiosity about my opinions and feelings and I was very sad, we are back with a brand new Ask Jeff Anything:
Note: The word “jiggy” is used in this video. I am sorry.
Hey there, kiddos. It’s that magical time again, when someone has sent me a question and I’ve made a ridiculous video to answer that question. Someday these videos will be the basis of a new religion, trust me. Get in as an Apostle now.
Today’s Question Subject: Pants.
Huzzah!
Well, here we are again: Answering questions from the teeming masses for your entertainment. I actually enjoy this stuff more than I care to admit. YouTube keeps telling me I should monetize these videos, but I can’t imagine I’d actually make more than a nickel on these things, so it doesn’t seem worth it. But if anyone wants to send me some money to guarantee I don’t start running ads on these, that’d be swell.
This time around, the question is from the infamous Miss Snark, and involves my storage techniques for the eleventy billion manuscripts I’ve written in my lifetime.
Now, doesn’t that make you want to tip me? I accept money, booze, and interesting stones.
Yea, verily: A new Ask Jeff Anything video! It’s like some sort of national holiday!
This time around, I discuss whether The Final Evolution is really the end of Avery Cates and things, naturally, get ridiculous fast:
Just when you thought it was safe to browse this blog again, we’re back with another Ask Jeff Anything, which may be the 1500th most popular video series on YouTube today. Don’t quote me on that.
Today we have a question regarding eBooks from Jason Falter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hdmRf69B6o
Now I’m hungover.
And we’re back … with another installment of “Ask Jeff Anything”. In this week’s turgid episode, we tackle the question of whether any living being can possibly drink as much alcohol as I claim to on a daily basis. So, grab a beverage and watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9voQ13y9aM
Now I’m hungover.
After a hiatus imposed by all the More Shit I Gotta Do, we’re back with answers to your questions! And by “we’re” I mean “I am” in the royal sense. Because I’m the king of rock, there is none higher, Sucker MC’s should call me sire. To burn my kingdom, you must use fire, I won’t stop rockin’ till I retire. And also, look for a quick cameo by Spartacus the Cat, incensed that I spent a few minutes paying to attention to something that is not him. Little bastard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVANxAaBoc0
Holla!
Hola: Here’s another turgid episode of Ask Jeff Anything, this time with a question Patty Blount regarding my not-so-secret computer geekdom aspirations. Like most of my other aspirations, these lay in a thick carpet of ashes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITFY2JcE_Bg
More questions, please. Remember: Ask me anything!
You can blame Kari L. Dell for this one: Today’s Ask Jeff Anything video is just me playing guitar. You might think no one in their right mind would ask for such a thing, but like Mongo, Jeff is merely pawn in game of life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7EzdKHzjRc
Huzzah!