I Play Guitar So You Don’t Have To

By | August 21, 2009 | 5 Comments

That’s right! MOAR SOMERS GUITAR! I knew you all wanted some, so here it is. It’s actually been a while since I decided to throw aside caution and common decency and risk mockery and humiliation by posting some of my lame songs. It takes some serious boozing to get there, my friends. Serious.

Anyway, for your listening pleasure below. The usual disclaimers: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

So there.

Categories: gee-tar


  • BlueMan says:

    I’m not saying which one, but one of these may contain The Brown Noise.

  • jsomers says:


    Wow, that, um, actually – you know, I never thought about it, but, er, that might, uh, y’know. . . explain some things. That were heretofore unexplainable.


  • Alex says:

    Cates is song #108 as he’s walking away from offing a system pig. Coat tails flapping in the wind…lighting a smoke…

  • jsomers says:


    Yeah, it does sort of have that credit-sequence feel to it, don’t it? Thanks for listening! You realize, of course, that you’re just encouraging me to post more songs someday. . .do so at your own risk.


  • Dan Krokos says:

    That’s spot on, Alex.

    Jeff, you need to start scoring your books, having songs tied to specific chapters!