Herewith videos from 2009 NYCC, featuring Jeff Somers and his Manager The Duchess:
WE ARRIVE, AND THE DUCHESS MUST ACQUIRE GOODS:
JEFF SIGNS BOOKS FOR FANS IN FRONT OF DISBELIEVING WIFE
JEFF SIGNS BOOKS
SEND BOOZE IMMEDIATELY
JEFF CONTEMPLATES PROPER ATTIRE FOR COMIC CON
JEFF THINKS PEOPLE ARE PRETENDING TO NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
More to come!
more of Mrs. Somers!
“Everyone is pretending that they don’t know who I am.”
That one made me laugh out loud.
Y’see, letting you loose with a quart of liquor and a minicam from a xmas cracker in the Javits Center was always going to be a dubious proposition.
For the love of cod, man, children browsing YouTube could stumble upon this. Have you thought of the possible consequences on their long-term mental health and spiritual well being? You have? Oh, good.
And if you see that Dark Horse Aliens number I’m missing, be a pal.
I like your spunky roving reporter side kick, too. She does a mean commo.
Did the Duchess leave you for Robot Chicken? Alas, such is the allure…
Hmm, not sure if those white pants the dude was wearing would count as proper attire. White pants = Visible Panty Line. That ain’t good…
Have a lovely day! 🙂
Janet:
The plan for Day 2 is all Duchess, all the time.
J
Dan,
You mock my suffering. How dare you, sire. How DARE you.
J
Diamat,
Sadly, my sidekick tends to melt away any time there’s a T-shirt for sale. Plus she has an annoying habit of pointing the camera at the floor for HOURS while chatting with folks. I am not kidding when I state that we have at least 15 videos consisting solely of the industrial carpeting in the Javits Center, courtesy of The Duchess and her dubious skills.
J
Tez,
Thanks for the fashion advice, but we’ve already created the costume from bedsheets and cardboard. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.
And thanks also for planting the seeds of flopsweat doubt in my mind about my wife’s loyalties.
J