Larry Gent interviewed me a while ago and the glorious results have been posted:
http://42webs.wordpress.com/2012/08/13/panic-view-jeff-somers/
“What is your favourite book/author? Why?
I don’t have one! I do have writers I am hatefully jealous of, and would kidnap, Misery-style, at the first opportunity. But I should probably not implicate myself in any future mysterious kidnappings of famous authors, so let’s change the subject. To your original question. Which I suspect you are impatient for an answer to. I just ended that sentence with a preposition. I am a horrible writer. Yes, I’m a little drunk.”
Go read it. Because I am fascinating.