Merry Xmas

By | December 25, 2011 | 2 Comments

So, to recap:

  • I was on a series of planes for what seemed like six years
  • I received a speeding ticket from the Unfriendliest State Police Officer In the World
  • Two minutes after that ticket, I was rear-ended while sitting placidly at a red light, contemplating my sins vis-a-vis excessive speed
  • I then figured the State of Texas owed me something, so I bought some lottery tickets while waiting for the local police to come take a report, and won nothing
  • Shortly after that I ate a delicious dinner until I passed out and woke to discover one of my brothers-in-law had bought me a bottle of Glenmorangie, The Original.

Conclusion: GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE!

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