Busted

Yep. After years of successful duplicity, I’ve been outed by Waterstones in the UK:

You always suspected, huh?

You always suspected, huh?

That’s right. I’m really Nicholas Sparks, author of The Notebook. You know what I realized The Notebook needed? More cyborgs. And thus Jeff Somers, evil alias, was born.

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8 Comments

  1. Frank

    This has got to be good for sales! Congrats. Hopefully hardcore Sparks fans are so excited to see he has a new book out that they just order without reading he synopsis, or otherwise figure that he’s decided to bring romance to dystopian futures! Huzzah!

  2. Tez Miller

    And here I thought you were Enid Blyton, like so many other authors on Amazon 😉

    Have a lovely day! :-)

  3. jsomers (Post author)

    Golliwogg!

  4. Frank, The Endrunkened Writer

    This explains so, so much.

  5. Nemesis0

    Hmm i dunno, i guess nicholas sparks is a more realistic name…i mean who would really name their kid Jeff Somers?

  6. jsomers (Post author)

    Damn you all. If you wished to make jeff the Writer cry, mission accomplished.

    J

  7. Algai d Aman

    Romance author alter ego I can live with; This is killing me: “Availability : 346 days until publication”

  8. jsomers (Post author)

    Algai,

    Really? You’re sure you’ve got the right author? :-)

    As for the delay, you know that layering in all that unicorn takes time.

    L
    J

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