Secretly, I know you all love my guitar playing and delusions of song writing. I know it! Nothing you say, no matter how vulgar, can dissuade me. Hence, more guitar songs from me! Now with some poorly-played keyboards as well, because I am growing as an artist.
The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.