Yea, verily: A new Ask Jeff Anything video! It’s like some sort of national holiday!
This time around, I discuss whether The Final Evolution is really the end of Avery Cates and things, naturally, get ridiculous fast:
MY GOD. That’s a CAT?? Do you have a saddle for him?
Patty: I have been told that riding my cat like a small horse is frowned upon.
Are there really people taking the pants seriously????
Whatever you decide to do, please keep making these videos. Each one is as jewel-like as an ice cube floating in four fingers of single malt.
(Also: Cat-Wrangling Rock Star: a professional drinker’s pantless guide to the writing life. Just putting it out there)
Patty: Why wouldn’t they? Pantslessness is a Way of life that deserves further study. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Sarah: I will! I WILL NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS. Now someone has to send me some interesting questions.
*peers around office* Hmmm. Nobody’s here on a Friday night after five but me. *unzips* to be continued….
Hey, I saw you and a person rumored to be your wife a few weekends ago, holding hands, walking past me. I didn’t realize that it was the two of you until it was too late to say hi. I was a mess with my baby strapped to me anyway. But um…well, you both looked very cute. Have a nice day!
Oh, it was when I was walking to the A&P.
Caren: All Hoboken roads lead to the A&P, eventually. Next time, shout “Hey loser!” until I look up. Worked in high school. Every. Time.
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