Over at The Novel Road, I wrote up a list of my personal Do’s and Don’ts of Book Promotion:
7. … learn to dance. Nothing will save a bombing public appearance like sudden and inexplicably entertaining with break-dancing. Watch old episodes of “What’s Happening?!” and learn moves from ReRun. Trust me on this.
Excellent. I’m now going to spend my monkey fund on drinks instead. I guess I should get around to writing something to promote at some point, but that will have to wait until after my simian-subsidized binge.
I can see Jeff now drunkenly break dancing with no pants on.