See Me…Hear Me…Feel Me

When you’re sitting at home writing your novel long before anyone offers you money to publish it, you don’t think about your eventual multimedia empire. or at least I didn’t. Now that the books are out there and people are buying them, all sorts of things I’d never considered are happening: Foreign translations, movie rights. . .and now, audio books!

That’s right; you can soon purchase the Avery Cates books in audio format. Right now, it looks like just The Electric Church is available for pre-order.

I offered to do the voice work myself, and pointed everyone towards my “batman” voice in the lo-rent trailer for The Eternal Prison I made. Somehow they turned me down and decided to go with a “professional” instead. Bastards.



  1. Paul Riddell

    Wait until the merchandising starts for the movie version. Of course, that means having to wait until the film comes out before I can buy The Electric Church only partially flammable rich-guy underwear, but I’m willing to do so.

  2. jsomers (Post author)

    I’m hoping for an action figure of myself. Then I can pose myselves in erotic ways and post pictures. Er. . .erase that. I should stop drinking some time soon.

  3. Tricia

    It’d be awesome if they had a normal version and then a special edition erotic version where every line is spoken with plenty of innuendo by some guy with a husky voice.

    Or the action figure.

  4. jsomers (Post author)

    I can do that!

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