See Me…Hear Me…Feel Me

By | February 17, 2010 | 4 Comments

When you’re sitting at home writing your novel long before anyone offers you money to publish it, you don’t think about your eventual multimedia empire. or at least I didn’t. Now that the books are out there and people are buying them, all sorts of things I’d never considered are happening: Foreign translations, movie rights. . .and now, audio books!

That’s right; you can soon purchase the Avery Cates books in audio format. Right now, it looks like just The Electric Church is available for pre-order.

I offered to do the voice work myself, and pointed everyone towards my “batman” voice in the lo-rent trailer for The Eternal Prison I made. Somehow they turned me down and decided to go with a “professional” instead. Bastards.

Categories: BAM!


  • Paul Riddell says:

    Wait until the merchandising starts for the movie version. Of course, that means having to wait until the film comes out before I can buy The Electric Church only partially flammable rich-guy underwear, but I’m willing to do so.

  • jsomers says:

    I’m hoping for an action figure of myself. Then I can pose myselves in erotic ways and post pictures. Er. . .erase that. I should stop drinking some time soon.

  • Tricia says:

    It’d be awesome if they had a normal version and then a special edition erotic version where every line is spoken with plenty of innuendo by some guy with a husky voice.

    Or the action figure.

  • jsomers says:

    I can do that!