Archive for Videos

Ask Jeff Anything 4-16-13

By | April 16, 2013 | 0 Comments

I warned you we were open for business. I warned you.

Today’s question is courtesy of Melanie Meadors, who has a burning question about my attitude towards pants:

I hope that clears everything up.

Ask Jeff Anything 4-2-13

By | April 2, 2013 | 0 Comments

Hear ye, hear ye – a new Ask Jeff Anything for your watching pleasure. Or to burn 2 minutes of your day away, to never be found again. Today’s topic courtesy of Patty Blount and regarding book trailers and how they is made:

http://youtu.be/58Cee5Ad2ng

HUZZAH. I am an genius.

Ask Jeff Anything Open for Business

By | March 24, 2013 | 4 Comments

As most of you may recall, a few years ago I challenged everyone to ask me anything and I’d make a video response. Over the years I’ve had a lot of fun with that, but the last one I made was about a year ago. What can I say? It was a busy year and I am pretty much incompetent. I let it slide. That’s what lazy incompetent dudes, do, after all. Here’s a collection of previous Ask Jeff Anythings.

But, things have calmed down for the moment, so I’m ready to get back in the Ask Jeff Anything swing. So this is an open invitation/reminder. Ask me about my books, my writing, my personal hygiene, my cats (you know you want to), my childhood, my dangerous drinking binges, my hatred of pants, my theories on life, baseball, and rye whiskey, my upcoming projects, my obsessive and disturbing cleaning, my zine The Inner Swine, other people I know, other people I don’t know, celebrity culture, movies, other writers, book trailers, Godzilla, the Eurozone, the Many Worlds Theory, the Higgs Boson, Linux, guitars, music, Don Camillo, the infield fly rule, how to play an F Chord, blogging, growing up in Jersey City, marriage, writing, the correct way to drink whiskey, exactly what chord is played at the beginning of A Hard Days Night, college life, Miller’s Crossing and whether it is the greatest movie ever made (it is), the terrible television my wife makes me watch, the 1978 Chevrolet Nova’s charms and deficiencies, whether Liam Neeson will make a good Matt Scudder in the upcoming film, Downton Abbey, whether Breaking Bad or The Wire is the greatest television show in history, guitar solos, kittens, how to clean your house, the decline of the Roman Empire, the Fall of the House of Usher, whether or not there’s a bottle of red wine I won’t drink (there probably isn’t but research continues), my published short stories, or, you know, anything else.

So go on and email me a question or leave on in the comments and I will start making these sad, ridiculous videos again. Sure to disappoint, confuse, and irritate.

Categories: Videos

Two Men Have Words … Again.

By | September 10, 2012 | 3 Comments

Categories: Two Men Have Words, Videos

Where I Write

By | August 29, 2012 | 0 Comments

The Next Best Book Blog has a series about where writers write, and I was invited to participate. Click here to see the awesome results!

http://thenextbestbookblog.blogspot.com/2012/08/where-writers-write-jeff-somers.html

Thanks to Lori Hettler for taking interest in my existence.

Pas de Death

By | August 10, 2012 | 0 Comments

And here we have Dani Spevak adventure #3 in trailer form:

Enjoy!

Speaking of Amanda Brice …

By | August 9, 2012 | 0 Comments

Here’s the new trailer for the sequel to “Codename: Dancer” which was just featured at USA Today:

DOUBLE BAM.

Codename: Dancer

By | August 5, 2012 | 0 Comments

Another Book Trailer … BAM!

As I said: Bam.

Categories: BAM!, Book Trailers, Videos

The Demon Royale

By | August 4, 2012 | 0 Comments

A new book trailer I worked on:

BAM.

Categories: BAM!, Book Trailers, Videos

Trickster

By | July 27, 2012 | 1 Comments

Coming in 2013:

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