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Thursday is Guitar Day

By | April 17, 2014 | 2 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomIt’s entirely possible that no one in the universe wants to hear my little compositions, but who cares. If I listened to that little voice of doubt when it concerns my own creative genius, we’d all be dead now, because it’s generally the same little voice concerned with my moral performance. Hear these songs or the world ends, is basically our only choices here.

Here, songs:

Song636
Song638
Song637
Song639
Song641
Song642

You’re welcome.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

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Saturday is Guitar Day

By | March 1, 2014 | 0 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomThere are things in this life which make no sense: The Designated Hitter. The Bachelor. How I am not a millionaire many times over. And, of course, the greatest mystery of them all: Why I insist on not only recording my ‘songs’ but on posting them here. Let me know when you figure it out.

Here, songs:

Song619
Song620
Song621
Song622
Song623
Song627
Song629
Song630
Song632

There: Congratulations on another job … done.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Categories: Bullshit, gee-tar

Sunday is Guitar Day

By | November 24, 2013 | 0 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomWhat a time to be alive: I live in a day and age where I don’t have to socialize with a bunch of psychos just to play music. I can get my computer be my backup band, and afflict the world with THIS:

Here, songs:

Song605
Song607
Song609
Song610
Song611
Song613
Song615
Song618

Right about now I’ll bet some of your are wishing we lived much further in the past than we do now.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Categories: Bullshit, gee-tar

Saturday is Guitar Day

By | September 7, 2013 | 0 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomStare into the abyss that is my music, and the abyss will rock your world. Or possibly just stare back at you.

Here, songs:

Song595
Song596
Song597
Song598
Song600
Song604

Why do I do this to you? More importantly, why do I do it to myself? I dunno. I got the music in me, I suppose.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

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Monday is Guitar Day

By | July 15, 2013 | 0 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomDespite several organized protests and at least one assassination attempt, I keep on truckin’ with the awful guitar compositions. Here are more of them! BECAUSE I AM THE MAD GUITARIST WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT! Literally, my friends. Literally.

Here, songs:

Song581
Song585
Song588
Song590
Song592

Someday music historians will call these songs the beginning of something. Most likely the decline of Western Civilization. But I’ll take it, because I am a small, petty man.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

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Saturday is Guitar Day

By | May 18, 2013 | 0 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomAmateur guitarists of the world, unite! If we all keep posting our ridiculous homemade recordings, we can legitimately claim that “everyone is doing it” and no one will be able to mock us ever again! Or something.

Here, songs:

Song565
Song568
Song572
Song572b
Song576
Song579

If anyone wants to know how to play these amazing songs, too bad; I forget them almost as fast as I record them.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

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Sábado es El Día de Guitarra

By | March 9, 2013 | 0 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomSomeday my agent is going to ask me how it is I have time to compose, record, and post these terrible musical pieces when I have contractual fiction obligations, and when that day comes I am fleeing to Mexico with my entourage. Which is what I call my cats.

Mock them while ye can:

Song544
Song552
Song556
Song555
Song554
Song562
Song564

If anyone wants to hire me to play their wedding, I take payment in top shelf liquor.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

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Tuesday is Guitar Day

By | December 17, 2012 | 2 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomOkay, so you might have assumed that a little thing like having my house 1/3 destroyed by a Hurricane would make me reconsider how I am wasting my life and stop frittering away time and energy on guitar songs no one wants to hear. So, so wrong.

Herewith:

Song529
Song533
Song534
Song537
Song542
Song543

It’s all me, baby! I am an genius.

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

Categories: Bullshit, gee-tar

Tuesday is Guitar Day

By | September 18, 2012 | 0 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomHey, you know what super mega fun thing I haven’t done in a while? Post my crappy guitar music! YES! You lived long enough to see this day. Congrats.

Herewith:

Song510
Song511
Song513
Trickster Theme (Full)
Song514
Song516
Song522
Song523
Song525
Song526

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

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Friday is Guitar Day

By | June 15, 2012 | 0 Comments

Epiphone Les Paul CustomI am going to continue to interpret The Internet’s silence regarding my guitar playing as evidence that y’all want more, more, more of my guitar playing. Agreed!

Herewith:

Song493
Song495
Song496
Song499
Song501
Song503
Song505
Song506
Song508

The usual disclaimer: 1. I admit these are not great music; 2. I claim copyright anyway, so there; 3. No, I cannot do anything about the general quality of the mix, as I am incompetent.

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