Monthly Archive: August 2009

This Week’s World’s Best Reader

FIRST OFF, time’s running out to get your name in for the giveaway of signed copies of The Electric Church and The Digital Plague, #1 and#2 in the Avery Cates series, so email/comment before day’s end. I’ll announce the winners on Monday, 8/17.

SECOND: AWESOME FOLKS. I hate the term “fan”; to me it always sounds deprecating, as it’s a shortened form of “fanatic” and has a connotation of frenzy and weirdness. Plus also too, whenever I think “I have fans” I look down and discover that once again my pants are missing and just start laughing. So, I have readers. Readers who choose, inexplicably, to purchase my books (or steal them, or borrow them, both options being only slightly less cool than paying for ’em, you ask me).

And sometimes these readers send me a note – sometimes of thanks, sometimes with questions, occasionally with demands. And sometimes they send me pictures, like this:

Yup, that’s a hand made Monk T-shirt by This Week’s World’s Best Reader, Sarabeth, who writes: “First of all I would like to state that your books are magnificently awesome. Kudos to you for managing to create brilliant sci-fi in a sea of mediocrity. The main purpose of this e-mail is to share with you a certain crafty undertaking based on your work. I fell in love with the cover art of The Electric Church (in fact, it was what initially drew me to the book), and took it upon myself to display the image on my body as wearable art. After hours of careful stenciling and freehand fabric marker-ing, I was rewarded with an awesome t-shirt! Which is clearly shown in the attached image. Hero worship in the form of arts-and-crafts! Who knew? One day this art may reside on my skin… still undecided. But if it does, you will be the first to know.

I think I’ll start posting when folks do awesome things like this, if they’ll give permission. For those who have done awesome things in the past which I did not think to post, I apologize, I am slow.

I also think I’m going to make a shirt with my face on it and the phrase MAGNIFICENTLY AWESOME underneath. As a matter of fact, I think everyone should create little web graphics like that and put them everywhere. Why not?

EDIT ONE HOUR LATER: The annoyingly talented Sean Ferrell (who’s debut novel, Numb, will be out from HarperCollins in 2010) sends me this:

Writing Sci-Fi in The Future

Recently, io9.com published an essay by Charlie Jane Anders which wondered outloud whether you can actually set Science Fiction in the future any more, an article I skimmed because any mention of The Singularity instantly makes me sleepy. The jist of it is, since The Singularity is going to be Teh Biggest Game-Changer Evah, there’s no point. To wit:

“since we can’t imagine life after the Singularity, it’s almost impossible to write about”

Now, that’s a fun thing to discuss at Con panels or over your sixth round at a bar, but of course it’s ridiculous. The Singularity itself is little more than a fun SF concept, at least right now. The fact is, we never know anything about the future, and yet we write about it all the time. Hell, smarter con men than me are creating entire careers out of making shit up about the future and selling it as being a “Futurist” (yay!). I could just as easily cobble together some half-assed scientific background and declare that the human race is on the verge of evolving into pure energy, so why bother writing any stories where corporeal folks do boring matter-based things.

The Singularity is comforting, of course. I’d certainly like to think that I’m going to be alive when Everything Changes – it’s the same mindset for people who are convinced The Rapture is coming, the assumption that they are important or lucky or whatever enough to be part of Ultimate History. It’s like, oh, you were there when the Berlin Wall came down? Pffft, I was here when JESUS CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND JUDGED THE WORLD! Or, oh, you witnessed the Moon Landing? Shucks, I was alive WHEN WE MERGED WITH TECHNOLOGY TO BECOME IMMORTAL DEMIGODS!

Heck, it’s a seductive concept, being that lucky and/or important. I’m not lucky or important. I woke up this morning to find cat shit all over the bathroom floor. The Singularity, frankly, can’t come fast enough, but I fear, in the words of Robert Zimmerman, that It Ain’t Me, Babe.

What really offends me about the idea that writing SF set in the future is now impossible is the idea that our imaginations are so limited that we can’t imagineer our way around this. I mean, let’s stipulate for a second that The Singularity is not just a Futurist Fever Dream and might Actually Happen (and let’s ponder for a moment how many Capitalized Phrases Jeff can cram into this essay). Is the assumption here that our brains are not powerful enough without nanobot assistance to imagine what that might be like? Hell, I can imagine a lot of trippy things. Hot damn, I’m doing it right now.

Of course, this doesn’t mean that the increasingly fast advance of science and technology isn’t making it damn hard to imagine the future, because things keep happening faster than we can imagine them. Just yesterday I had an idea that some characters in my books might wear contact lenses or similar that overlaid instant information on what they looked at, but goddammit if that isn’t already being worked on. By the time I work that into a published book people are already going to be wearing huge sunglasses with that technology; by the time we make it into mass market paperbacks they’ll have scaled it down to contacts. I mean, damn. Used to be you could imagine things and have a comfortable 50 year cushion before any chance of it actually happening. Today it’s like 50 weeks, at best.

Ah, but that’s just a challenge, isn’t it? Gird your loins and write some SF, dammit. If you write a good story with compelling characters, no one is going to care much if the actual science gets a little dated; Neuromancer‘s concept of cyberspace doesn’t reduce its glory, and if Frederick Pohl has had occasion to lament that the science in some of his HeeChee books is now deprecated, it doesn’t make them bad books. Go forth and imagine, and take your chances.

Book Giveaway

Well, the official release date for The Eternal Prison is this week (8/12) and while such dates increasingly don’t mean much (the book’s been spotted in the wild and has been shipping from Amazon for a week) it’s still a handy date to celebrate. So, I’ll be giving away a few books this week.

I’m targeting anyone who might be interested in my books but who hasn’t bought them yet. Since The Eternal Prison is launching this week, I’ll be giving away signed copies of The Electric Church and The Digital Plague, books 1 and 2 in the Avery Cates series, to 3 randomly selected folks who email me at mreditor@innerswine.com or post in the comments on this blog by Friday, August 14, 2009.

Just tell me a) you haven’t read the Cates books, b) you are intrigued by the Cates books and want to give ’em a whirl, and c) if you dig TEC and TDP, you might buy TEP. That’s it! On Friday, I’ll just pick three emails/comments that appeal to me and mail ’em off.  That’s it!

Wikipedia Triumph

Oh, and I meant to point out that my shiny new Wikipedia page appears to have taken root; at least it’s no longer marked for possible deletion:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Somers

So: THANK YOU ALL. I thought this would just be a fun way of making some noise, but your response was incredible, and within days I have a working WP page just like a real live author. Now I know that if I ever want rival authors dead, small third-world countries overthrown, or reservations at a swanky restaurant, I just need to grouse here.

Birthday, Miscellania, Booze

Whew, went off the radar there for a day or two, and even a day without constantly responding to emails et al can leave you buried. Especially when you spend those days drinking heavily. So, a couple of things:

1. Tweeted Short Story Fail: I tried to set up the short story tweet over at http://twitter.com/somers_story using an automated twitter tool that allows you to schedule out tweets in advance. This resulted in a jumbled bunch of tweets that made no sense. Sadly, no one noticed. Anyway, I’m going to begin tweeting the Cates short story “The Oldest Bastard on the Block” again today at 3pm, and every going forward until 8/12 or so. And this time it’ll be manually done, so there shouldn’t be any more Fail. or at least no more Fail than usual.

2. I had a birthday. This is what birthday gifts look like at the Somers Compound:

(From left: The Singleton 12yr, Redbreast 12yr, Glenmorangie 18yr, Jameson 18yr) AH, what a time to be alive!

ALSO, and certainly not least, my wife The Duchess got me what may be the greatest gift ever in the history of gifts given to sodden writers. This lovely woman took it upon herself to track down Jae Lee – yes, that Jae Lee, the amazing guy who has done all 3 covers for the Cates books so far – and prevailed upon him to not only sign copies of the Cates books, but to doodle in them as well. Behold Birthday Win:

JL signed me books

So there you have it – I have the best wife in the world, and you do not. Have a great weekend!

I Demand My Wikipedia Page Part Trois

Well, we seem to be surviving:

Jeff Somers – Wikipedia

Jeff Somers is an American science fiction author from New Jersey. Since 1995, Somers has published his zine The Inner Swine and has been a prolific contributor to alt.zines. The 21st century has seen Somers’s transformation from an observational essayist into a science fiction writer of no small talent, “a gifted craftsman” with a “funky wit.”

Although we’re marked for “speedy deletion, whis is worrying. DAMN THEIR EYES. We will triumph. Um, won’t we?

I think there may have been a second page that folks were editing, so if that’s the case, I’m sorry, but THAT page, the one you were working on, appears to have bitten the dust.

Onward! I owe everyone who works on this a beer. SOmehow I will fly around the world delivering alcohol, I swear.